Guyyyyyyyys I am. in love. with probably (one of the) sexiest men to ever exist. (I was gonna say "the sexiest" but then felt guilty because of my other loves so yeah, just one of them)

Who am I talking about? Why none other than the lovely, gorgeous MISHA COLLINS ♥

Naturally it is time to compose an ode to my love! Full of pics, vids and quotes. The picspam is dedicated to mi amorita charmanda, who I'm converting into a Misha fangirl too I hope ohoho.



Meet Misha Collins:



OH HEY, DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION NOW? OF COURSE I DO, I MEAN, DAMN, LOOK AT THAT FUCKING GLORIOUS BOD AND TELL ME YOU DON'T WANT IT:



OH MAN THE THINGS I WANT TO DO TO THAT HIPBONE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

*cough* anyway. That's all you need to see! Picspam over!

LOL NOT. 'kay so for those uninformed, I met my darling Misha through the TV show Supernatural. In it, he plays Castiel, only the sexiest, most badass angel you will ever, ever meet.

Don't believe in the badassery? See it in action:



Now that we agree on his BAMF-ness, I just showed you how he has a totally hot bod. However, that is not enough to describe Misha. As Castiel you can truly see how GORGEOUS the man is.





The close up of amazingness *__* also, HIS EYES OMG



His profile is also beautiful :O

Occasionally he also pulls really sexy faces like this, which send my mind to a bad place (well... okay, I already live in the bad place, but you know what I mean):



In conclusion, I WOULD TOTALLY GO TO HELL JUST TO GET A PIECE OF THAT HOT ANGEL ASS

Okay so I know so far I've only drooled over how hot and gorgeous the guy is, but my love ISN'T THAT SHALLOW, I SWEAR. THERE'S MORE.

Of course, the man is a great actor. ♥ He captures the otherworldliness and complexity of Castiel perfectly.

Also, the dude is HELLA SMART AND ACCOMPLISHED:

I started acting seriously after college when I was living in Washington, DC. I had just finished an internship at the White House and a job working at National Public Radio and I had started a non-profit summer program for urban teens and I was President of an internet start-up that was making educational software and I was building furniture and making documentaries and getting ready to go to Law School--this was all within a year of graduating from college. (source)

I MEAN, SHIT. IS HE SUPERMAN OR SOMETHING?? GOOD GOD

With THOSE credentials, he is obviously intelligent, and he's also really well-spoken and sweet, as this interview demonstrates:



IF ALL THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH, HE IS ALSO SO PRESH



(Yes, you can laugh at his sweater. I did too.)

If it's even the tiniest bit scary, that will make it scary for me. I can't watch horror movies. I don't like to watch horrifying things. I have a godson and he wanted to watch SAW 3 with me and I said, "He's six years old. Well, if a six-year-old could handle it, certainly I can." There was no way I could sit through it. (source)

ISN'T THAT TOTALLY ADORABLE?? I THINK SO. ALSO HERE, HAVE ANOTHER TOTALLY PRESH AND AWESOME INTERVIEW:



Misha also has this funny, silly, dorky, goofy side:





I HAVE NO CLUE AT ALL WHAT IS GOING ON IN THESE PICTURES BUT I DON'T CARE THEY ARE AMAZING. ALSO, TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION: YES, I STILL WOULD. (There are other hilarious wtf pics out there but I'll leave it to you to find them ♥)

He also displays his sense of humor through this AWESOME anecdote:

There were so many tedious questions, that I got kind of glib and I started making jokes -- on the FBI background check. I was 18 years old and not a big drug or alcohol user, but I had been at a party and smoked a joint. Clinton had said in his campaign that he had smoked something and didn't inhale. So I wrote this lengthy answer to one of the questions about not inhaling – a joke about Clinton's [comment]. I'm putting it into the U.S. Mailbox, a 20-something page document – and as I dropped it in the box and saw it sliding in, I tried to reach after it as I realized I put way too many jokes and stuff that I should not have said in it. The FBI may not have the same sense of humour as I do! But I didn't catch it in time and I had this sick feeling, "Why did I do that? What kind of a fool am I?" But I got the internship. (source)

Actually that whole interview is full of amazing, you should check it out. Also if you want major Misha lulz all the time then I heartily recommend mishaland. A CAPSLOCK COMM SOLELY ABOUT MISHA, FUCK YEAH

To conclude - to ACTUALLY conclude - have my favorite picture of Misha:



So, so gorgeous. ♥

That got... rather long and ridiculous, didn't it? lmfao. I just wanted to cover all the bases! More accurate I'm just bursting from the seams with adoration and it had to come out SOMEHOW.

My adoration is making me feel a liiittle guilty, though. I feel like I'm cheating on my bb David Cook. ;__; And I do still love him, but... ambiance, I feel like, I would be willing to let you have Cook all to yourself... but only if I get to have Misha! D:

Also - WHY AM I GOING THROUGH THIS CELEBRITY CRUSH STAGE AT 20?? SHOULDN'T I BE OVER THIS SHIT BY NOW? LMFAO LIKE I REALLY CARE, IT'S WAAAAYYY TOO MUCH FUN

Anyway, I hope my ode has made some of you fellow Misha fangirls! :D